Episode I had a lot of problems. This wasn’t one of them.
One of the best fight scenes in movie history
I love the unspoken rule that no one fights until everyone takes their swishy robes off.
YESSSSSSS but not for the reason you think. See, Darth Maul was a Zabrak, an alien race known not just for the horns on their heads, but for their determination, pride, and need for competition. Darth Maul was all of these to a huge extent. He is all about testing himself and proving himself to be stronger or smarter than his opponents. That’s why he made the double-bladed lightsaber: it’s more difficult to use and would shock and awe his opponents because in Maul’s time, saberswords were basically an ancient, lost art. His Sith tattoos are literally covering his body to show how much of a badass he is, because Sith tattoos are super freakin painful. He was a master strategist and duelist whose mission in life was to take out Jedi Masters at their full strength to show that his surpassed theirs.
So yeah, Maul’s gonna wait till you flip off your swishy cape. But that’s only because he wants to out-maneuver you and out-wit you, in a fight that seems like it’s fair, right up until the moment you realize that you we outmatched from the beginning.
I’m not generally a Star Wars fan.
That said, give me Han Solo and Boba Fett over virus-blooded monks with mommy/anger issues.
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.
Hahahahahaaa! Wonderful :)
Puts republican bullshit into perspective.